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Odostomia hagemeisteri is a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusc in the family Pyramidellidae, the pyrams and their allies.
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The early Holocene sea level rise (EHSLR) was a significant jump in sea level\nby about 60 m (197 ft) during the early Holocene, between about 12,000 and 7,000 years ago, spanning the Eurasian Mesolithic. The rapid rise in sea level and associated climate change, notably the 8.2 ka cooling event ,\nand the loss of coastal land favoured by early farmers, may have contributed to the spread of the Neolithic Revolution to Europe in its Neolithic period.
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The Bäke is a river of Berlin and Brandenburg, Germany.
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