{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
{"fact":"A cat's whiskers are thought to be a kind of radar, which helps a cat gauge the space it intends to walk through.","length":113}
{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
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Goose flight or Goose migration is a paleontological site and natural monument in Pavlodar, Kazakhstan, located on the eastern shore of the river Irtysh. It is one of Eurasia's largest burials of Hipparion fauna. Fossils of more than 60 species were found, including Chilotherium, Samotherium, Machairodus, and Lagomeryx.
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